Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy

“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”

by Ophen October 14, 2023

Retrieving Server Info

Retrieving server info is a process most commonly known in the Valve games, such as Team Fortress 2. When you try to enter a server, it goes through several steps before you are in the server. Retrieving server info is the longest step in waiting to go into a server, and it's long waiting times have attributed to prolonged boredom and anger.

"Did you get into that awesome TF2 server yet?"
'No, I'm stuck at retrieving server info. Ugh! Why won't you load!"

by Marco Falcone July 7, 2012

meat retriever

when u fuck a bird in the arse n pull out her insides

man that girls snatch smelt of tuna so i went round the back and accidently retrieved some meat.

wow your a real meat retriever. was she ok?

by bert n ernie March 15, 2007

lubrador retriever

Person who has to leave the bed to go get the KY Jelly.

"I'm normally a gentleman, but the bed was so warm last night, I had to insist the she be the lubrador retriever."

by IMWTDJ March 12, 2009

retribution car

A retribution car is the vehicle you buy after your original car has been taken away/sold without your approval (for example: your original car was taken in a divorce settlement or was sold by a co-signer). The retribution car is a better, saucier, or somehow sassier vehicle than the original.

Bridget: My dad was an a-hole and sold my super cute 2004 carolla without my permission!

Eden: Oh my god! What did you do?

Bridget: I bought an even cuter 1987 2-door BMW in amazing condition. I paid in full so the title is in my name and sent him some pics of the new vehicle.

Eden: Nice retribution car!

by gahana November 5, 2008

Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

by ash0ka March 8, 2009

fecal retribution

the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.

Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.

by dmetz October 20, 2010