LOL at Resume

People who join clubs, go to conferences, and try out for various performances strictly for their resume, and it is so obvious that it is beyond funny. They do this to get into the more selective colleges to appear more well rounded than they are.

Sam:Hey Katie, what are you doing?

Katie: Nothing, just going to Student council then SADD club then I'm going to a Music performance I signed up for.
Sam: But you hate talking in front of people, you do cocaine, and you hate singing.
Katie: *LOL at resume*

by ResumeBuilder April 18, 2010

Concert Resume

a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.

1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!

2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 18, 2010

resurgam

(Latin) I will rise again.

"Resurgam" is a common untranslated term in writing.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Results Day

The day students go and collect their exam results to find that they failed.

lad1 - "Dude its results day, have you collected your results?"
lad2 - "Yeah I got a F for all my subjects."
Lad 1 - "That blows."

by Jimmyboy2k11 March 13, 2011

Results Oriented Work Environment

A work environment where team members are measured by their results, output, and performance. They are not measured by their hours put in or presence in the office. The workers are given autonomy over their assigned projects, and allowed the freedom of deciding when and how meet their assigned goals.

I want to work for a results oriented work environment. They offer an incentive for being efficient and the autonomy to complete your work how you want.

by Mike Aalfs March 23, 2022

Resume

Resume is the opposite of the slang Pause. If you or someone else say anything weird like homosexual, instead of saying pause and meaning you do not claim the homosexual energy, you say resume to say you DO claimed the homosexual energy.

Guy 1: "Yo yesterday I sucked the shit out of a lollypop."
Guy 2: "Ayo, pause my guy..."
Guy 1: "Nahh, resume."

by YungGeneral July 8, 2022

The Resul

The Resul is like a Reversal and just taking the longest possible route in order to achieve an answer.
Instead of calling, texting or visiting your particular mate that youre Intrigued to see how they are going, youd do the complete opposite and call/text/visit everyone else you know but that person youre mostly intrigued about to see how that person is going.

Friend1: hmmm I wonder how Friend2 is going?
*Friend1 does The Resul and calls Friend3 and onwards to see how Friend2 is going*

by Behz July 14, 2018