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The, in my opinion, TRUE plague and scourge of the Earth.


...Not much else I can say that hasn't already been said...
OMG RUN!!! IT'S RELIGION!!! AHHH *is consumed by unescapable darkness*

Is "unescapable" even a word? Meh, who cares.
by The God of all you know. February 23, 2005
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Bill stop going to church you retard. Religion is bullshit.
by EIiiTE HiiTMAN March 13, 2009
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A way of thinking, often a way of life for many in which the person sets his beliefs upon something extravagant and logically unrealistic.
Popular religions
Christianity, Satanism, Nihilism, Girl-Pimping
by larstait October 8, 2003
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I tried studying religion but then realized it was a load of shit.
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1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.
Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse
by Moo May 25, 2003
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religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?
religion is stupid because it is based on faith
by Jake March 31, 2004
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An example of orangized theft and genocide.
Are you going to join the Mafia?

No, I'm gonna become a Catholic.
by nighthawk January 14, 2005
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