Richmond Regards

The dramatic act of leaving your excrement in a bag in a prominent location at a lovers house.

Used in 1 of 3 ways;

1. A break-up device (when a text message or argument in the street just can't sum up your disdain for your former-partner).

2. As a fetish tool - to surprise and excite your loved one when they return home from work.

3. Accidentally. When your lover heads out for work - leaving you in bed. You proceed to lay an enormous cable in their toilet and (petrified of flooding their apartment or leaving the huge log to float and welcome them home later) you panic and decide to scoop it into a bag and drop it into the nearest bin when you leave...but forget to take it with you and leave it on the sideboard in the hallway for them to discover upon their return.

"What a prick he was. I couldn't help it - when he left I went nuts. I flushed his goldfish down the toilet, ripped all his jeans in half, left a message for his mum saying he got a hooker pregnant...oh, and before I stormed out...I left my Richmond Regards at the top of his closet...should take him a couple of days to find."

"Hi honey, just wanted to leave you a message to say I can't wait to see you tonight...and in the meantime...I've left you my Richmond Regards on your bedside table. Enjoy"

"I couldn't believe it. I really clicked with this guy...and as soon as the door slammed shut I though 'Fuck...I've left him my Richmond Regards'"

by Shannoniax May 18, 2010

carry on regardless

(v.) To ignore distractions and barriers and continue ones' task.

Ignore them gentlemen, we'll carry on regardless!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

victory regardless

1.a way to look over something.
2.any way
3.dosen't matter
4.who care's
5.in the victory of looking over

victory regardless of what you belive in i dont care.
victory regardless of this the problem can be handled

by regardless devon victory April 29, 2010

Renarded

Renarded, a word used to describe someone who is not entirely retarded but on the brink of being so

Stacy has been acting renarded lately

by Nate_HiggersV69 February 25, 2019

small bean regarder

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls

you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder

by Stu February 7, 2004

regarded

somebody so fucking retarded they can't say retarded correctly

arthur: your so regarded you gay head
jane: no u

by frootloopgoop March 30, 2019

regardless

regardless means no what matter what somebody else said you gone what you said you would do

REGARDLESS!! we scratchin rite here rite now.

by thugificent May 9, 2009