because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012

reese (girl)

beautiful girl that will fall in love with people that are funny cute and nice. she have many guy friends and falls in love with one of them. she likes to make up things with her friends and jokes around. she is the most perfect girl ever. she always makes people laugh and is very random. no one and compare to a reese

don't let your girlfriend be a reese (girl) because she will drift away to her bestfriend that's a guy

by hdjdnxudndid November 3, 2014

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

Reese

Someone who Rages at videogames when he is actually bad at them

Reese: I'm tired of being in this PISS LOW ELO

Jack: dude you are at the bottom of the leaderboard

by THEGAMERSWEB April 24, 2021

Reese

Reese is a very kind, smart, beautiful girl. She very outgoing but also can be kinda shy. She loves to hangout friends and just goof off. You are very lucky if she’s yours. Hold her tight, kiss her and don’t let go. She will always be there for you no matter what. She cares about others and alwayss puts others before herself. She is that person that you can open up to and tell her what’s going on in your life. She’s the one that when you hangout and just cuddle on the couch she’ll never get bored. She may be annoying at times and may be mean but at the end of the day she’s a really sweet girl. If she’s yours keep her. :)

guy: hey that Reese girl is pretty amazing!
other guy: i know right!

by walkerwright July 11, 2018

Reebok Express

When you're stuck at the bar without a ride so you decide to walk a few miles home

Guy 1: Damn I don't see a cab anywhere
Guy 2: I guess we're taking the Reebok express tonight

by cwill240 March 8, 2010

Reese's-philia

Sexual attraction towards products such as Reese's peanut butter cups; Reese's pieces; Reese's spread; etc...

Alternate Name: Reese's Kink; Reese's Fetish

"Reese's-philia is a very rare kink, though some instances have been found in the US and other countries."

by Oliver_The_Dude October 24, 2017