Redneck Ketchup

(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.

Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."

by Kruz22 November 15, 2013

Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.

James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.

by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

Redneck Thunder

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.

Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...

by A2endorser December 5, 2014

redneckery

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.

Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an inverted letter V.

by AronP September 3, 2006

redneck crazy

When you find out you have been cheated on and you relentlessly harass the cheater and their side action.

I caught my girlfriend kissing some guy at the bar and I went redneck crazy. I dumped a pitcher of beer on them and slashed their tires on my way through the parking lot.

by Houdini The Great September 14, 2013

Redneck chrome

Slang term for duct tape, specifically applied to make stuff look like it was chromed (such as cars.) it is extremely cheap and easy to get, and non toxic, unlike real chrome, rednecks always have a few dozen rolls of it in the shed (or truck.) It can be used to dress up your house, car, head, or cat.

Even redneck chrome couldn't make Bob's Ford Bronco look cool.

by Crunkonius November 11, 2005

redneck

Anyone who hears a Jeff Foxworthy joke and says "damn right!"

Jeff Foxworthy- "You might be a redneck if deer meat is the staple of your diet." redneck-"damn right!"

by marshalljackson July 23, 2008