Rake

The weapon of choice to kill people with. Best shoved into a person, also covered in rust, meningitis, and sharpened to a point. Used when a gun isnt painful enough.

RUSTY, SHARP POINTY MENINGITIS COVERED RAKE!

Rachel: "Hey Katy, I'm sorry to say, but I just saw Austin over there, are you gonna talk to him?"
Katy: "No, just find me a rake."

by Musicsocks June 8, 2011

Rakes

A baseball player that hits extremely well.

Guy 1: Did you see Josh Hamilton the other day? He went 5-5 with four homers!
Guy 2: Yea man, he rakes.

by Allegany29 October 30, 2012

Rake

The term for when a car appears to be higher in back than in front, or where the gap between the wheel and fender is larger in the rear than it is in the front. Many racecars demonstrate this stance.

The opposite is known as "Hagger"

Those tokico springs give you so much rake, it's like a racecar!

by Bagsley June 13, 2010

rake

an attractive woman. raked works as well. don't know where it originated from, i saw it on a tv show once, game show bloopers or some ish, but we use it all kinds in the mtl.

look at that rake across the street.
ya bro shes raked a la max!

by Tony Pacific March 26, 2008

rake

A person who can eat shitloads of food but not put on any weight. Big hair not required. See also mop.

"I was a rake until I went to University and now look at me."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

rake

1.to be so bad it annoys all who are around or involved to the point of disgust

2.to be so absolutely lazy at all aspects of life to the point where ones existence is rarely acknowledged by others.

1. Having to work on the weekends is the rake

2.Being the rake that he is Diddy doesn't start his his day until about 2pm.

by murphonius murp September 28, 2004

Rake

A woman who takes all your money. Often your girlfriend or wife.

Bob wanted to know how i got the "Rake" to let me out of the house Friday night.

by Vegas March 23, 2003