R. Kelly 

underaged girls, usually under 17

look at all of these r kelly's in this party....i should piss on 1.

R. Kelly by the dj form chi October 30, 2003

R. Kelly 

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

R. Kelly by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

R. Kelly 

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.

Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!

R. Kelly by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

R. Kelly'd 

1. To urinate on your sexual partner.

2. You would refer to the giver of a golden shower as the R. Kellyer and the one recieving the golden shower as the R. Kellyed.

After I came I R. Kelly'd all over his face.

R. Kelly'd by Jenro October 4, 2005

R. Kelly Blue Book 

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

R. Kelly Blue Book by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014

R. Kelly'd 

To get away with having sex with an under-aged girl.

Justin R. Kelly'd after the police believed his story about not having had sex with 12-year old Cynthia.

R. Kelly'd by Anonymous August 13, 2003

R. Kelly Water Balloon

When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.

Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.

R. Kelly Water Balloon by Leydlelee November 21, 2017