Lady purse

Pussy

I put my dick in her lady purse

by Lunarman420 February 25, 2017

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".

Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.

by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

Purse banana

A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.

Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.

By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.

by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013

prison purse

1. a man's ass in prison

2. a woman's vagina in a female prison

he brought his smokes into the jail in his prison purse

do you have a candy bar?...
let me check the (prison) purse

by B. Daddy July 2, 2008

purse bitch

A man standing outside the ladies dressing room holding the purse of his woman while she tries on new clothes.

Chris was so embarressed to be standing around in the mall looking like a purse bitch.

by Bino August 3, 2004

nut purse

A small yet yummy snayck that holds your nugs.

Synonyms - scrotum, scroats, gum

Fuck bro... i think i split my nut purse

by Ass nut August 25, 2018

Toot Purse

A juicy, plump female pooper.

Esther Dropped her cigarette during a game of bridge, and bent over to pick it up, but she forgot she wasn't wearing panties and she exposed her grey Toot Purse to her girlfriends.

by Ole Baboon April 1, 2017