cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!

Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!

by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010

Jade Puget

Greatest, most talented, most radiant guitarest on earth. He helps complete the most amaizing, talented band - AFI (A Fire Inside). Looks orgasmic in a pink tie.

"I think every man should have jadeburns."

by Dana January 17, 2004

Piglet Flu

During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009

Jade Puget

the foxiest guitarist alive... no one can rock a pink tie like he can.

jade rocks my socks

by Stephanie August 5, 2003

El Piglet Royal

A weasly rat faced piece of shit who thinks the every one around him is at his disposal.

The sneaky one exclaimed "hey youz guyzez, do everything forz me sozez I don't lookz like a grande turd."

by Nene June 30, 2003

pullet

A mullet that has been permed.

My friends mom went to the salon and got her hair done and now she has a pullet.

by David Albright January 7, 2008

pugle

You don't bread a pug and a beagle, unless you are deep frying them. You breed them.

Bob Dobbs is known to have the best of breed in the category of Pugle.

by jeep August 10, 2004