The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

pertamax

Pertamax is a familiar word on Indonesian blogosphere since bloggers use this word when competing to make the first comment at a great post or article in some blog (usually at celebs blog with so many comments). Come from word "pertama" (indonesian language mean "the first") embed with "x" in the end. So, the first commenter to the post will answer with this word.

Random celeb: "Hello everyone, I'm going to Indonesia tomorrow, see ya there!"

Random commenter: "Pertamax!"

by rextintorz July 14, 2009

Puerto Rican sweep

When driving on a highway with three or more lanes, the act of moving your car all the way from the fastest lane to the slowest lane, or vice versa; bonus points for not checking your blind spot, not using your turn signal, or cutting off one or more other drivers. See Jewish jack-knife

1. I was about to miss my exit but I pulled a Puerto Rican sweep and made the bitch, cutting off an eighteen wheeler in the process.
2. Dude, that driver's an asshole. Watch this.

by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004

Puerto Rican Doorbell

When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.

I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"

by Shaz August 26, 2004

puti puerca

a dirty bitch ... puerca means dirty/filthy .. & puti iz just short fOr puta which is a bitchh/hoe .. whatever you wanna call it .

" y to el mundo sabe q ez una puti puerca"

" ella ez una puti puerka "

by laLOKITA_B June 12, 2009

Puerto Rican tollbooth

When a person tries to jam something soft into a slot for a hard object and subsequently causes a delay in forward movement.

Mid stroke he went limp giving her a Puerto Rican tollbooth, there was a brief delay in which he called in a fluffer to get him ready for action again.

by vacation girl May 3, 2011

Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.

A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!

by DonJuan12 September 10, 2008