Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.
I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.
Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.
Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Are you all right in there braaaahhh? Sounds like someone's dumping buckets of water. Brooohhh I am prune juicin' bad. I think it's those wings and cheap beer last night. I can get off the shitter. It just keeps coming.
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017
by Prunetesh March 05, 2017
Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.
Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.
Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.
Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.
Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.
by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010
When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.
Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?
Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.
Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!
Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!
Dave: Even better!
Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.
Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!
Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!
Dave: Even better!
Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
by -Kley- December 08, 2010
Man he looks like a prune chute!
by blackhawkbob December 08, 2015
The animal/beast that attacks when the lights are out. If you recognize a low pitched growl/purr then you know prune cat has arrived. Of course, only people who are under the influence of any drugs can experience the dreaded prune cat attack. Dont forget that if you own a blue blanket, you can cover yourself with that. If you dont own a blue blanket, i advise you get one.
by johnnyb1994 November 08, 2009