Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.

Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."

by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009

pocket protectors

Things that Stump uses in his pockets to keep his shirts clean from leaky pens...

Pocket protectors are plastic, nerdy, black envelope like.

by Diana Dewey November 12, 2007

Box protector

A woman who blocks cocks and blocks all chances of anyone scoring with her. She protects her vagina. Also may block the vagina of a friend, protecting her friends box and blocking all Cock from getting in

That hot girl at the party was totally gonna flash me, but her fat friend was being a box protector and told her no!!

by Bud Hohle October 21, 2007

protractoring

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling

Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her

by fandomwizard April 20, 2017

procrastorbaking

To distract one from life's responsibilities through the creation of baked goods.

I should really be writing my assignment but i can't stop procrastorbaking

by Procrastorbaker October 20, 2015

ProtectorOfSqueakers

ProtectorOfSqueakers/Pos, One of the most hated discord packers in com. He has been and still is the most dangerous outjoker that other packers are feared to go against. Another one of his aliases are Heem/SpadesJustice (Yes, hes a Justice Goon.) Pos rose to fame after defeating 6trey/Connor Smith in Flamehouse on June 13, 2020. He's also went against notable packers like Jlowz, Wreedo, ChiefJustice, Yesper and more. He is good friends with notable packers Nreedo, Gordo, RyZeJustice, Girus/Henkai/ODJustice, Fud and more. Overall, Pos is one of the greatest blazers that com has ever seen.

Yo, did you hear that ProtectorOfSqueakers beat Connor Smith?

by punchlmfao August 6, 2023

Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod June 20, 2012