Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.
by SLick pussy February 2, 2023

by Rowsdower March 20, 2025

Derived from the term “progressive rock”, the word is used to describe something that is excellent, exceeding expectations and overall very cool.
Example 1:
“Dude check out this focaccia bread I baked.”
“That’s prog bro.”
Example 2:
“Brother did you watch the newest episode of Rings of Power?”
“Dude, it’s so prog”
“Dude check out this focaccia bread I baked.”
“That’s prog bro.”
Example 2:
“Brother did you watch the newest episode of Rings of Power?”
“Dude, it’s so prog”
by tangamanga September 26, 2022

short for "progressive music", prog is for people who are going slightly insane, drunk, and/or are willing to mentally torture themselves with the goal of trying to stay sane
"I am so prog, that I listen to concept albums on S H U F F L E"
"My favorite album is Metropolis Pt 2"
"My favorite progressive rock band is AC/DC"
"My favorite album is Metropolis Pt 2"
"My favorite progressive rock band is AC/DC"
by AJPJ10 April 10, 2022

by Dad to 8 August 22, 2022

by CaptBarb April 5, 2022
