Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastipack

(v) To pack at the very last minute

I procrastipack for every trip.

by Liv fab April 14, 2015

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

procrastinception

Looking up the definition of procrastination in order to procrastinate.

"I didn't finish my paper yesterday because of all the procrastinception I did"

by Dreez March 9, 2017

procrastifart

When you put off taking a shit for so long that your farts go from smelling like typical gas to just pure shit as the air upon release passes over and around a gigantic turd.

Who the fuck just shit themselves?? "Sorry, that was me. It was just a procrastifart. I'm good."

by Bobby the Bug Man August 25, 2020

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008