prestonsburg

Prestonsburg is a small town in Kentucky full of crack whores and trailer sluts.

Let’s go to Coyote Den in Prestonsburg and find some trailer sluts.

by olechimplimp May 13, 2018

Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

Responsequences

the consequences of something you said; how someone justifiably responds to something you say

Floyd: Kathy called me an asshole yesterday.
Jim: Really? Why?
Floyd: I told her she was being a straight up ho.
Jim: Well I guess those are the responsequences of calling someone a straight up ho.

by clbf September 5, 2016

Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022

They harden in response to physical trauma

Referring to masochist or nanomachines

Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack

by Dresden06 February 2, 2023

Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.

Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”

by th1sdj October 28, 2020

blowfish response

The puffing and blowing up of cheeks to denote confusion, frustration, impatience, silent requests and suggestion, annoyance, or light anger. Originally coined by the great Kelly, and further distributed throughout the land by the great Dezzie.

May be used in conjuction with bohing (boh).

"Your flight has been canceled."
*blowfish response*

*million dollars floats by*
*blowfish response*

"What do you want for Christmas?"
*hints*
"What?"
*blowfish response*

"I have nothing to say~"
"Yeah, me neither"
*blowfish response*

by Miss Dezzie December 19, 2005