Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Packington

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho

Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device

by ursubpar October 13, 2022

Beef Packing

When a female engages in a hot anal gangbang enduring repeated rounds of anal sex with multiple males. Usually in groups of five or more.

Carl brought a few of his drinking buddies home and they did a little beef packing on his old lady.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2015

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

Prankin

A crazy excuse for making lies to someone when they think you are being serious.

Katie: Brandon LOL nice wheelchair!!! hope you roll off a cliff!
Brandon: wow.. that's so uncalled for
Katie: I'm pranking brando cool out
Brandon: Oh haha cool! that's fine !! love u katie !!!!

by Queen KT December 16, 2013