potato

potato is a stupid word stupid little kids use to try and be funny but theyre not becuase they have no brain cells

ex.
stupid kid: i can count to potato! :)
me: stfu you stupid kid youre adopted

by thathandleisusedbysomeoneelse October 15, 2019

potato

a good veggie

i like potatoes

by KAITLYNSBFFFL<3<3<3 October 23, 2018

potato

another word for a cheap gun silencer, featured in the movie South Central

Potato on the barrel keep quiet (shh)
Bobby Johnson - Que

by Dissident Aggressor January 22, 2015

potato

A brown person who is white on the inside

"shalani is such a potato"

by kuaggie July 24, 2006

potato

people call themselves this, most likely when they have a forehead or their face resembles the looks of a potato

Omg i literally look like a potato!

by Good looking potato February 24, 2017

potato

a person who is being random!

Dude you're bein such a potato.
or
that was a bit of a potato

by Kavaror December 28, 2005

potato

a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.

employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."

shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."

employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."

shopowner: "That damn potato."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008