Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010

cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.

Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!

by Le Mao September 3, 2012

demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.

Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

Possessed

Someone possessed by a devil or anything.

Kai looks possessed when he sleeps in his bed.

by MacroUser June 13, 2024

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.

Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

bump possession

A cheat in Halo Custom Edition for when you bump a biped, you become it.

Bump possession is cool

by yeltsA kciR June 3, 2021

Possession

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know possession from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023