There's A Pony In There

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.

R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

by Lester Dechildren September 8, 2006

Ponied

To pony is to settle an argument or conflict in a way that no one can argue further or continue.

Keep running your month and you will get ponied.

by Acidtopic September 20, 2017

ponis

a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile

when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity

by johnny p March 23, 2003

ponis

A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.

Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.

by isthisthingonorwhat March 30, 2005

Pony

A general positive epithet or interjection. Like awesome, sweet, rad, etc.

That sandwich was pony.

by Agamid September 20, 2009

ponys

the horsepower of a car or other vehicle

Ive got 450 ponys under the hood in my camaro

by jordan keeps it real May 16, 2008

Pony

Related to someone's amount of being whipped while in a relationship or just by someone that they're sleeping with. When you only want farmer Joe's carrot and no one elses.

Worst type: Circus Pony

"Jesus Shannon you are such a pony"

by Notapony April 10, 2008