Cuddles for puddles

Adjective

A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012

poodles

something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.

Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.

by oxy clean September 3, 2006

paddleshack

Verb: To get filled with the Holy Spirit

I just got paddleshacked!

by Creeker21 November 29, 2016

puddleslap

Puddleslap the act of shitting in someone's mouth then fucking it .....

I bet you the girls from two girls one cup would let you bust a puddleslap!

by FuQ2Bitch May 2, 2020

Poddle

A small pond that dries up in summer like a puddle.

My dog can drink from this poddle in winter, but has to look elsewhere for water in summer.

by SpinosaurusSushi March 2, 2021

Puddleshine

Literally the best warrior character ever. I thought he was dead though.

I love Puddleshine

by AlexWolf12 April 1, 2021