placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl
i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”
by ginabeena June 10, 2023
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PLACENTA EFECT

when you accuse someone of something because you´ve heard that someone about that age might be doin smth shady but you are not sure who is it so you just think of a random name and start sayin he/she is the one
A: have you heard that someone in her village is dealing drugs and got busted ? it gotta be her

B: you know that its her ?
A: now but you know she lives there
C: you guys are totally retarded this is how placenta efect is made
by wotafq July 31, 2017
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Placenta Pacifier

When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.
Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.
by PATTYFATTYHD November 13, 2015
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Placenta Tent

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.
by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019
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placenta

I had placenta today.
by operasinger69 February 18, 2022
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placenta

someone who waits until the exact moment someone turns 18 to start dating them
bro you're a placenta 💀💀💀💀
by longdogman June 11, 2025
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poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd
"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"
by dan"da"man January 04, 2010
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