Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.

She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.

by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009

raining pitchforks and nigger babies

to rain very hard with large rain drops.

"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."

by gingerdaddy69 December 4, 2023

Atlanta Pitchfork

tie two bad dragon dildos to your penis, stretch your penis into the shape of a pitchfork and simultaneously take on 3 people at the same time

Atlanta Pitchfork tonight?
yes.

by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 5, 2025

carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.

I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.

by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024

Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.

Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.

by PurplePooch March 11, 2020

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018