Pillsbury Chickenbone

A term which means absolutely nothing.

Coined by the film "Chickenbone" to critique the nature of media in the 2020s where an unprecedented amount of information, celebrities, and internet trends became relevant without any real meaning or worldly importance behind them.

The name can be attributed from the appearance of a chicken bone can fake out a dog believing it is about to gnaw something that is safe for them. Or how one might snap a chicken wish bone for good luck, but for a nihilist, means nothing.

Have you seen the new Pillsbury Chickenbone?? Drake just tweeted about it on X!

by veryangryalligator22 February 5, 2024

Pillsbury Twink-Off

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.

A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

by Goonie's Revenge October 3, 2023

Pillsbury

A fucking retard that takes everything way too seriously. They are the main reason why gen z is so offended at everything.

Justin: Hey jake, do you know who joe is?

Jake: No, whos joe?

Justin: joe mama!!!

Jake: Bro that was pretty offensive. I dont think I should talk to you in a while dude. Can you please be mindful about what you say next time?

*Jake walks away*

Justin: Bruh jake's such a fucking Pillsbury

by Memeplex September 3, 2021

pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

by inteus May 18, 2014

Pillsbury Dough Bitch

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.

Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.

by Mira Jack October 22, 2018

pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

PILLSbury

The act of covering an assortment or grouping of prescription or non legal pills in substrate, or athin layer of soil, in hopes of concealing it from parent, authorities,or Mr.Rogers.or Bernardo

Yo u better PILLSbury.here comes bernardi

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023