by pressedlemon January 25, 2013
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Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
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Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
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Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
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by dave!7 February 5, 2009
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Prity (prètty) a person's name, a word used as a term of endearment, , how someone thinks another person looks
Hey is that Prity over there!
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Get the pity mug.Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
by Neel Vora July 13, 2006
Get the pityfishing mug.a Paityn is a girl who people generally think is annoying but when you get close to her she is anything but . she protects those she loves and is super nice . you don't wanna get on her bad side though or she'll pop your ass . she can seem mean to those who she doesn't fw but she really is nice . she acts so mean to those who she isn't close with because she's scared they'll do it to her first . Paityn has a few close friends but not a lot . she used to have a lot but now has only a few the people she trusts . Paityn is very insecure with every thing about her . she is unapologetically herself and will stop at nothing to make sure everyone knows it . but when she is alone she cry seemingly for hours about how depressed she is . Paityn's normally have daddy issues , even though Paityn's may seem mean when you meet a Paityn you have to remember how much she has been through
"Paityn is so k ind when you meet her ."
"Paityn is the best bestfriend ever'
"i'm so lucky to have Paityn by myside '
"Paityn is the best bestfriend ever'
"i'm so lucky to have Paityn by myside '
by oohhhheyyy May 18, 2018
Get the paityn mug.Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
by astridstone April 19, 2008
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