Phish

Phish is:

*Music in its purest form.
*The best unkept secret.
*An organic sound.
*The good shit.
*The hardest working band to ever tour.
*The hose.
*Facemelting (see Indiana Jones)
*Musical perfection

"There is nothing more awe-inspiring than Phish improvising live, and getting it right."

"If Beethoven was alive in the 90's, he would most likely have to open for Phish."

"Phish is IT"

by Steve M. Polychronopolous December 25, 2008

Phishtard

An individual who knows too much about the band Phish. They will sell their first born child for a ticket to the 2009 Hampton run and then bet on what color shirt Trey will wear on stage each night. Additionally, they know every personal detail about each band member, their instruments, how many watts their lighting system emits, among other insignificant facts. This person also can tell you the dates of every performance of every song that the band plays. They have also developed their own shorthand language to describe anything about Phish.

Jaime: OMG, Phish is back from hiatus. I'm going to Hampton if I have to sell my left arm.

Jonathan: Hell yeah, man. CK5 is going to rock the 678,534W lighting rig, man. (note, I do not actually know the wattage of the rig).

Jaime: I bet they'll open Friday with a sick-ass PYOITE and trey will orgasm is my ears.

Jonathan: I'll bet you $20 that Page wears a purple t-shirt on Saturday.

Jaime: I'll raise you and bet you $20 that Trey is in a white shirt.

Natalie: Holy shit, would you guys stop being a couple of PHISHTARDS?!

by Pattyrea March 18, 2009

phish

the best band that will ever exsit...

people that say phish sucks can go fuck themselves...

by phish June 30, 2004

Phish

An unscrupulous method of gathering information from gullable individuals usually with malicious intend against said users.

"I spent the night phishing for passwords and personal information from dumbass chat users..."



malicious

by Kokopelli November 19, 2003

Phishead

A devoted fan of the jam band Phish. Usualy a great person, who likes drugs, Phish and good vibes.

Phishead is to Phish what Deadhead is to the Grateful Dead.

by Dude of Life June 10, 2008

Phish

An American band comprised of four members that go beyond writing music, as opposed to current main stream musical acts, but rather compose it in many different complex forms of music. Most compositions leave room for improvisation when preformed live. Thanks to the invention of free thought, they are widely preferred by a variety of people (not just dirty stinky hippies who think they're cool and ultra-liberal yet really only know phish slightly better than fifth grade math). However, they are also despised but many close-minded people who hate the band simply because of their stereotyped fan base (see: Eric Cartman). Although not for everyone, Phish's music will strike an immediate chord with listeners which to some, will sound flat and lost, but to other feels sharp, original and transcendental.

"Some dirty Phish fan tried to sell me junk, I vow to hate everyone associated with the name"

"I could go see forty Phish shows by myself with no mind-altering substances and die happy."

by Normal guy 0404 July 7, 2008

phish head

also phan, glide, head,
one who loves the hose, and can't get enough

Fat bulk expanse mass lump block clod
Tipsy fuddled boozy groggy elevated
Prime did edit her!

by Subeej March 31, 2003