petwition

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.

After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).

by b_rock44 November 15, 2012

Pudition

The foggy stuff on a window.

Look I drew a penis in the Pudition.

by KCKD October 30, 2010

partition

A space of the hard drive allocated for the operating system.

Dude i just partitioned my drive as an NTFS, WOOT!

by fatass June 5, 2004

perfiction

A false sense of one's own perfection

Joanne thought she was perfection personified, but as a scrag this was just self perfiction

by R Lindel June 18, 2007

pertitious

The condition of tight, firm breasts on a woman. Combination of the words "pert" and "tits".

Whoa! My new girlfriend just walked in. The young one with the pertitious body.

by Herb Spice July 20, 2008

permition

To gently asking another man you'd like to take it up the ass from him.

Tom ask permition by tapping jim's foot under the stall in the men's bathroom.

by waaaaaang June 26, 2014

petition

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

by zorroloco July 7, 2007