The Alabaster Parakeet 

this tiny impelament of a alabaster parakeet is though so fake we are not related to the develish of montougues (you have spelt it wrong)our traditonal dress is not to be rediculed it is of satisfactory ,the fez comes from our native land of morroco wher swigberrry (note the triple "r's" as a sign of morrocan heretige) smythe was born my uncle to so say.the founding was of course in 1912 at the beginning the fez tradittin nobel prize.

the wise words of alabaster"fla bledy bla morrocan moo bla bla do be do la la goldfish"

The Alabaster Parakeet by richard gertrude muhammed popadopelus October 11, 2003

dinty parakeet 

The act of getting head, and before ejaculation pulling away quickly, shouting "Polly!" And quickly attempting to cum in her armpit. If failed, it is known as "The Parakeets Serenade".

Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.

dinty parakeet by IrishPowell'13 January 5, 2014

rusty parakeet 

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

rusty parakeet by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

Carolina Parakeet 

The Carolina Parakeet (Conuropsis carolinensis) is the only Native parrot in the Eastern part of the United States of America and the Southern parts of Ontario and Quebec provinces in Canada and in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.

Carolina Parakeet lived in the Great Plains and along the front range of the Rocky Mountains near Denver and North to the Great Lakes and New England and Southern Canada and South from there to the Piney Woods area of East Texas and South and East from there to Virginia Beach and Florida.

Carolina Parakeets are believed to be extinct by many, the last notable sightings of these parrots were recorded in the 1930s. They are sacred to some Native American tribes and to Ethnic Qarsherskiyan people and hold an important place in the Aliyite religion, with many Aliyite Muslims believing Carolina Parakeets copied Imam Ali's sermons, as parrots tend to copy voices, while Imam Ali was in North America - preceding to fly for many miles all over their range, speaking religious matters, causing Native Americans to hear and convert to Aliyite Islam - and so they're considered to be the sacred messengers of Imam Ali.

Carolina Parakeets, along with Spanish Moss, Dwarf Palmetto Palms, Bald Cypress trees, Southern Live Oak, and other symbols of historic Newport News, Virginia are sacred symbols for many in the local Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community.

Carolina Parakeet by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024

The Alabaster Parakeet 

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

The Alabaster Parakeet by Anonymous October 24, 2003

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes

Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc

parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

parakeetslimes 

the kween of thicc. her slimes are iconic and will snatch your weaves no matter how much superglue you use.

“hey, why are you in the hospital?”
“parakeetslimes restocked her shop and i haven’t recovered yet.”

parakeetslimes by marisa_memes May 10, 2018