Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

pink pages

In TV production, especially soap operas, the pages of a script that occur during dream sequences or coma fantasies are colored pink. The alternate color of the pages reminds all involved that these events don't actually happen in the storyline of the soap.

On The Simpsons, Moe's facelift was an example of a "pink pages" sequence.

On House M.D., House's sex scene with Cuddy was a "pink pages" sequence.

by Moggraider May 12, 2009

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020

paper chasin hoe

a trashy female who goes after guys with money for their money.

That girl only sleeps with guys who buy her stuff, she's such a paper chasin hoe.

by Allegra Sinclair April 12, 2007

Paper Man

1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.

Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through

Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man

by Definitely Not Weed September 19, 2017

Paper hands

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor

Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!

by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

paper heart

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive

My paper heart can't handle rejection.

by dw9 January 14, 2009