Pangolin (noun)

When a lesbian puts on a suit of armor
And goes down on her partner

Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.

by Vivian Vile September 1, 2025

Panlogicalism

The most extreme form, positing that logic itself is the governing principle of the cosmos, and the physical world is merely its imperfect instantiation. Human thought must therefore align with this cosmic logic, and any deviation (through emotion, culture, or art) is a defect. It’s the universe as a textbook syllogism.

Panlogicalism Example: A philosopher claims that human suffering is ultimately “illogical” and therefore should not exist, becoming frustrated with the real world for not conforming to the neat, contradiction-free system in their mind. They blame reality for being poorly reasoned.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017

Pan Pan Panoli

An over-cooked takeaway chicken Chow Mein.

This Pan Pan Panoli is delicious

by borky July 5, 2019