Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Pikachu

Pika = Electric
Chu = Mouse

1. Pikachu is an electric mouse found in the games, tv show, and movies of Pokemon.

2. The very reason why the show Pokemon shouldn't be aired anymore, in english... edited... Because the show has been KIDDYORIZED to attract small children, instead of the intended audiences of Early teens.

I really hate that Pikachu.
Pikachu, GO!
Oh yes Pikachu, harder!
That damn Pikachu shocked the hell out of me!

by IceSage March 28, 2003

Freak You Like A Pikachu

A response to the phrase "It's on like Donkey Kong," it is used as a joke (usually) and it's pretty self explanatory. The speaker wants to freak the person being addressed. The fact that they want to freak them like a pikachu doesn't really make sense, but it's not supposed to. Unless you freak pikacus... Anyways, it was invented in D.C. Can also be pronounced "freaka you like a pikachu" to improve the rhyme. Freaka is said with an Italian accent usually.

Guy: Man, you're so hot, I want to freak you like a pikachu.

Super Mario: Oh Princess Peach, I want to freaka you like a pikachu

by Bub Bob Jermaine Jerome March 4, 2009

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011

Monkey Parachute School

One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.

The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!

Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.

by Jessop August 8, 2005

pikachu ria

Pikachu means biggachu, ria means liar

Cranky is a pikachu ria

by LanceIsTheBest November 1, 2022

Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018