One Direction

A gay, horrible-sounding band straight from the U.K., and the worst thing to come out of Great Britain yet. The fangirls of this band are usually also obsessed with Five Seconds of Summer, a gay Australian band, as they can`t seem to see the difference between them. These fangirls often have strange fantasies of them and aforesaid bands in fanfictions, and can`t stop thinking of them. Often annoy people who live in the real world and are the absolute definition of annoying for guys who wish they had the power to destroy those bands and their fangirls with slow, painful deaths.

Le Random Fangirl: "Umg I luv one direction and five seconds of summer they so hawt"
Me: "I`m about to pimp-slap you. Get real for god's sake."

One Direction by The wise One March 7, 2015

One Direction

Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"

Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck

One Direction by HatersMakeMeFamous June 1, 2014

One Direction

A stupid boyband within the ranks of Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
This group of 19ish year old guys (Harry,Liam,Zayn,Louis,Niall) make stupid music that can give you ear cancer.
However, contrary to J. Bieber, a very FEW number of their songs are alright.
Mostly fangirled over by 8-10 who spend too much time on the internet.
See also directioners

Girl 1: OMG! ONE DIRECTION IS LYK SOoOoO HAwT!1!1!!!
Girl 2: IKR!!1! AND ZAYNE IS LYK, SOoO KEWTTT!1!!

One Direction by thatsmartalec April 16, 2013

one direction

-gay
-shit

one direction is gay

one direction by geek101440 May 24, 2014

One Direction

The worst band ever.I'm surprised by how this band even became famous.

Directioner 1:Omigosh,one direction is da best!
Directioner 2:Yea,screw all the stuff like the Beatles,Queen and Ac/Dc
Hardcore music critic:Come on,that stuff sounds like a cat giving birth.

One Direction by SmileyHatesNoobs March 17, 2016

One Direction

One Direction (1D) is a group of "men" that have questionable sexual orientation. The fanbase of 1D consists of rabid females that males question their intelligence. The infection called "One Direction Infection" is as of now incurable, but any person who has it should be promptly put into solitary confinement until signs of a normal human-being to be regained. 1D, like 5 Seconds of Summer, sells over priced merchandise to the little school girls that "love" them.

Guy: "One Direction! More like One More Goddamn Boyband Fag Group!"

Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"

Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"

One Direction by FelixHunter November 23, 2014

One Direction

Another mind-numbing over-hyped, under-talented pop group made up of complete nobodies who won't have a career in five years time and won't even be remembered two years after that.

Typically listened to by pre-pubescent children and young teenagers who have no taste in music and will eat up what ever rubbish is served to them. Typical music listened to is the likes of JLS, The Wanted and other god-awful mainstream nonsense.

One Direction fan: OMG!!! Have you heard of one direction?! They are like soooo kewelsiez!! I <3 Them!!!

Metal Head 1: One Direction? Yeah, STRAIGHT INTO THE BARGAIN BIN!!!! LOLZ!!! NEXT!!!! \m/

Metal Head 2: Erm, have YOU heard of DECENT MUSIC??? Jesus, what a load of utter shite!!!

One Direction by The Way It Is October 17, 2012