Olerud Offense

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.
This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!
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Offensive 6

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything
"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"
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offensive lineman

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.
The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.
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Facepalmable Offense

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm
Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.
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charm offensive

characterizing an enthusiastic approach by a politician, a company to win over supporters, who were previously not in 'love' with them.
Microsoft went on a charm offensive to win over open source programmers.
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whiteboard offense

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid
Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.
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Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.
Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...
by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 20, 2011
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