Nordic Union

A collection of nordic and scandinavian countries working together in unity

I had to hide, so i went to the Nordic Union!

by Moe, The Valiant March 2, 2021

Nordic

Type of unorthodox hanger

For example, honey can you please hang my clothes on the nordic.

by The angry wfe December 15, 2017

Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

nordic alien

the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

use case one:

A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do

use case two:

A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again

by skullymundo January 31, 2025

The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.

"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"

by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018

nordic headlock

A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke

“Did you just see that? he’s short enough to get put into a nordic headlock”

by Eclipsiful August 13, 2023

nordic shadow

The shadow of a nord.

The sun was bright, so I could see Olaf's nordic shadow

by Nordic Shadow February 24, 2017