Nincompoop

Someone who is an idiot

Also a funny word I like to use

You nincompoop!

Why you big fat nincompoop!

by Ugh 😩 June 7, 2022

Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.

“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”

by Not a bozo July 15, 2021

Nincompoop

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.

If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense, and was the kind of person that would make sure nobody found the smoking gun that put a hole in the guy's back.

by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

nincompoop

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.

"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"

by bigdoninc March 12, 2025

Nincompoop

A word that makes you laugh when you're high.

It means a stupid or useless person.

John: This dude's a total Nincompoop

Stoned David: AAHAHAHA

by TheYesHm? October 7, 2019

Nincompoop

A foolish or annoying person.

"Could you two nincompoops cut it out!?" Said the mother to her two sons arguing.

by Random Lexi on UrbanDictionary June 4, 2023