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Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!
Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
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nebraskan car blue

This cow got a Nebraskan car blue
by Jommyg November 29, 2015
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Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.
While driving to work I looked over and saw an Average Nebraskan in the car next to me.
by ragingclaw November 21, 2022
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Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
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Nebraskan Lullaby

A short period of calm or pleasant circumstances that is all but guaranteed to be followed by a severe change for the worse; usually preceded by less than favorable conditions,
I can’t believe it’s going to be 70 degrees for the few days! It’s December!

Be careful. Don’t get pulled in by the Nebraskan Lullaby. It’s definitely going to snow next week.
by Kscooby November 16, 2021
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Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ fuck

A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.
“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick
by EggoBlueWaffles July 7, 2022
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Nebraskan Mailbox

When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.
That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!
by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016
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