Nart

The act of falling asleep and then passing gas very strongly and powerfully.

Last Friday, the twice impeached, four time indicted former president Donald Trump narted while sitting in court during the last day of jury selection for his first criminal trial for election interference for concealing hush-money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. It was so smelly his lawyers were backing away from him and they had to take a recess so someone could come in and clean his chair.

by PETEandrepete April 22, 2024

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Narted

It’s a fart that floats up past your nuts.

This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.

Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”

Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”

Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”

Dad - 😂😂

Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025

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narting

Narting is a game you play on the rooftop where you projectile shit of of the building and try to take down as many civilians as possible

Aye Bro lets do some narting off this rooftop

by FemboyPebis July 26, 2021

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Nart

A nart is when you think you had a shart, but then you check, and it's not. If you don't check, then it's not a nart. That is, if you don't confirm that it was Not a Shart, then it cannot be a Nart. It is both a verb and a noun. And is perhaps most comply used as a verb in the past tense: "narted".

I was shopping at Home Depot and pushed too hard to get a fart out and was sure I had sharted myself, so I went to the bathroom to clean up, and it turned out it was only a nart. Thank god.

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I narted at Home Depot the other day.

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I really hope that was a nart.

by PooterMcGavin1982 December 23, 2020

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