narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.

Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.

by brobnc November 5, 2012

Narrow Intention

(Noun) When you misjudge a gap you are trying to squeeze through and awkwardly get stuck.

Sara experienced major narrow intention today. She tried to walk behind the couch, but got stuck.

by i is for impending doom April 8, 2023

Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

Narrow slit

Man on edge
Got no friends
Turns to a fridge

No trust to lend

He's such a narrow slit
He needs to open up and have some trust

by The Phantom Menace March 29, 2023