narcoleptic

Someone prone to "narc-ing", AKA snitching. Can also be used to refer to someone that shies away from drugs.

1. Hey don't tell Billy about your weed stash, dude is real narcoleptic

2. Come on Stacy do this line with me, stop acting so narcoleptic

by BigDBilly420 February 18, 2020

narcolepsy

The condition is characterized by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing or any warning at all.

You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy.

by wertgert March 11, 2020

Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.

"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."

by Simone88 April 4, 2010

transportation narcolepsy

Getting sleepy or falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

by scooterams April 25, 2006

Narcolept

A guy with an insanely large forehead

narcolept is a bad youtuber

by Narcolept_is_cringe April 23, 2021

orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.

Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!

by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011

narcolepisode

After intending to just sit down for a second ,you fall asleep... upon waking (often covered in drool) you can't tell if it's morning or night.

I can't believe I missed your show last night, I had a narcolepisode on the couch.

Guy one: Dude what time is it?
Guy two: 7:00
Guy one: a.m. or p.m.?
Guy two: p.m.
Guy one: Whoa... I had a total narcolepisode.

by bassoonenough February 25, 2015