nard 

/nahrd/
-noun
a small compact bud of marijuana, usually of exceptionally high (or even augmented) THC content.

Let's smoke these harsh nards.

nard by da spliffaman March 25, 2007

Nard 

1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up

1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!

Nard by BeckyB.Real February 4, 2010

nard 

Term used for unidentified sticky substances usually found on the floor (especially light colored tiles) after one has hosted a party the night before. Use may also be extended to include anything disgusting, and can be used in many contexts.

Hey! Look at that disgusting nard on the floor.
I feel like nard.
Your outfit looks like nard.
My mouth tastes like nard.
I feel very nardlike today.

nard by FG March 15, 2005

Nard 

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

Nard by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009

nard 

onomopaeanic term for the sound created in the colision of chuckles and ballistic gel in a vacuum. when attached to an exclamation the bearer of such term becomes the axis mundi of the exclamation, as a non-cultish living hierophony of the term.

oh. i am suddenly overcome by a infinite vertago of sickness and pleasure as if six flags and zoom floom waterpark is in my head. the weeeiNARD cometh.

nard by dandandan December 18, 2006

Nard 

Piece of shit

"You're a nard!"

Nard by Annesofie_1018 June 5, 2017

Nard 

a fucking retard who doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about so he stay quiet

"shut up you fucking nard look like a damn sausage on a stick boiiii"

Nard by Flash2557 October 8, 2017