Nards

Used in place of a swear word.

*drops phone*
Oh, Nards

by Butt Dumplings October 10, 2015

Nards

Testies. They guys in the happy sack.
Balls. Testicular cancer meat. Nuts.

Whoa! Examples are supposed to go here? Nuts!

by David Childress October 5, 2004

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

Nard

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

by Forty40 September 6, 2009

nards

Derived from the common definition (see above) and used as a nickname in some circles to refer to McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets (occasionally as "McNards"), likely as a suggestive jab at the ambiguous, un-chickenlike consistency they had prior to the chain's conversion to all-white meat nuggets as well as their ominously reliable, vaguely unnatural shapes.

MickeyD's has about a dozen kinds of burgers, and what do you always get? The Nards... Give me one.

by Holly Teacakes September 9, 2006

The 'Nard

Slang for Barnard College, a women's college that is affiliated with Columbia University.

Will you be studying in Columbia's library tonight?

No, I think I will head over to the 'Nard instead. They have an extensive archive in the area in which I'm interested.

by golionsgo October 22, 2014

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011