My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

My name is Cleveland Brown

And I am proud to be

My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be Right back in my hometown

by Lexi the v8ydg8yev8u October 19, 2025

Hello everybody my name is markiplier.

And welcome to five night's at freddy's.

"Hello everybody my name is markiplier."

"And welcome to five night's at freddy's."

"A indie horror game that you guys suggested."

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Hi my name is AAAAAHHHHH

This is when you feel like screaming but you also want to introduce your name.

Teacher: Hi what is your name?
me: hi my name is AAAAAHHHHH
Class and Teacher: *Shocked*
Principal: We will be closing the school forever because this person is super cool

by InfinitySleepYT April 18, 2022

Yo yo! My name is joe!

A common term children like to say. Usually followed by "my butt is bigger than Mexico!" Scientists have been trying to figure out why children have been saying this term. We still haven't found the answer. A hypothesis is this it this term is used for fun and laughs.

Child A: yo yo! My name is joe!
All the children in the world: MY BUTT IS BIGGER THAN MEXICO!

by @n0n¥m0u$ August 18, 2017

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

by excuses... July 1, 2009