Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.

Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)

by Muh Roads January 17, 2023

muh freedoms

A term used by Americans when they feel angry, confused, and many other examples of emotions

Iraqi: bush, why can't you just buy my oil, not kill me?

George bush: muh freedoms

by Luke Johns November 14, 2016

muh dic

The most prized posession of the negro buck species

Yo muh dic be burning yo

by Rovers wang December 23, 2013

muh huh

A pitiful (half assed) forced laugh given to accent a stupid comment, or to add flavor to an awkward silence. Usually used at the end of a sentence.

My teacher is going to be mad at me if I'm late for class again...But I don't even care....Muh Huh!!!

by Britton Danger September 19, 2005

muh-fucka

Mother Fucker.

"What's this muh-fucka doin?"

by Diego August 10, 2003

Muh Dik

This isn't just a phrase, but also a belief or dogma, seemingly held in earnest by many. Based on stereotypes, Black people often either claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than White people. Hence the phrase gets ascribed to Black people. But White people, in turn, often claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than Asian people. Thus, the belief, if not the phrase verbatim, is perpetuated by people of various races. Anyone is prone to this fallacy.

Guy online #1: All Blacks do when they're losing an argument is muh dik.
Guy online #2: Hey, aren't you that guy that said Asians and Indians have small dicks?
Guy online #1: Yeah... so?
Guy online #2: That's a "muh dik" mentality right there. And unlike with Black people, it's not just a presumption or putting words into someone's mouth. You actually said it.
Guy onilne #1: Haha asian pp small hahaha

by SamBissell June 16, 2023

Muh Swamp

A phrase used when a person who looks like Shrek is nearby.

"Hey look, there's ---."
"OH NO, MUH SWAMP"

by Haicx May 9, 2014