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mississippi mudflaps

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps
by gdaxon February 15, 2007
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mudflap

the foreskin of a gay man.
hey bill, what do you call a gay mans foreskin?

i dunno.

a mudflap!
by g.n.b.rad September 19, 2010
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Taliban Mudflap

Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass.  When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).
Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap
by RoosterWHMC2 February 10, 2012
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Kentucky Mudflap

1.Noun A common term for mullet
2.Noun loose, moldy vaginal lips
1.ME:man, earl needs to shave his kentucky mudflap

Bob:Ya he looks like white trash

2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap
by theV@gtibleF@rmer March 6, 2011
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Mudflapping

The unpleasant occurrence when one's excrement leaves the anus at such a trajectory and with such a velocity such that it gets friendly with rear part of the scrotum and or testicles
Aw man, I hate it when my dung is mudflapping all over my baby makers!
by FapToDaMudFlap July 8, 2012
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Italian Mudflap

Noun; The act of slapping a person across the head or chest with a piece of poop that is halfway out of the performer's anal cavity.
After giving his wife a boston steamer, he gave her an italian mudflap on top of it.

John got an italian mudflap from his college buddies while he was passed out.
by Johnny Knock-Knock May 5, 2010
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Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 5, 2009
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