moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

The Moses

The person who is at the head of an impromptu line or group of traveling people.

(Narration by David Attenborough)
"As the group ventured across the field, a young female assumed the role of "the Moses".

by reubentheboobinjewbin October 10, 2011

Mose

A lanky kid who used to have a mop of a haircut.

woah look at that mose!

by Coach Chillilea June 27, 2008

Moses

A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.

Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"

by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017

Moses

An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.

Moses is a sweeet person

by RayRay04 March 4, 2009

Moses

everything is fine or good as in there is no problem.

-yo, how was the trip
-it was moses


-you have everything set up?
-yes, yes everything is moses.

by chop88 June 27, 2005

The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019