mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016

mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...

we need more mortar to finish this wall

by Henigan January 10, 2017

Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence

“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”

by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Mix my mortar

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.

Christian i think I'm ready, Mix my mortar!

by Poopdiddle February 3, 2019