A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.
Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!
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Get the Fleabag Monkeyface mug.some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.
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(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.
I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.
ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014
Get the monkeyfuck mug.A sexual act, performed to humiliate another, usually a woman. The man shaves his pubic hair, leaving it until he ejaculates in the females face, then throws the hair into her face where it sticks and shouts "monkeyface!". Alternatively the man may decide to rip his or his partner's pubic hair out at the moment of passion and throw it into the mixer.
"Upon sighting the White Whale, Captain Ahab grabbed Queeqeg and forced him roughly to his knees where he gave him a monkeyfacing, in the New England style". From Moby Dick by Herman Melville.
by Hill of the Dans October 20, 2008
Get the Monkeyfacing mug.1) For a male to pry open a woman's mouth and perform intercourse with her mouth without any struggle; referring to the popular internet video of a chimpanzee using the mouth of a frog for sexual gratification.
2) To be taken advantage of .
2) To be taken advantage of .
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Get the monkeyboy mug.same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.
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