mash n dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.

"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."

by TeeMACG August 4, 2007

bangers and mash

Bangers = small spicy sausages
Mash = Potatoes Mashed

Anyone care for some bangers and mash?

by Kat September 3, 2003

manshame

When someone is so comprehensively beaten by an opponent that it is likened to being sodomised.

The All Blacks just manshamed England.

That was a total manshaming, prison-style with no lube.

by Shrekles June 29, 2009

manshower

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.

Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"

by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

Manshouri

Very undecisive, but hardworking when the time comes.

I'll be a Manshouri and do it later

by TRUMPETS February 20, 2009

mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief

(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010