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Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)
My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014
mugGet the Minneapolis Marathonmug.

Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever
Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"
by Temprista May 30, 2020
mugGet the Minneapolis Policemug.

minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.
After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.
by black magic March 12, 2008
mugGet the minneapolis meatgrindermug.

minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.
That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!
by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008
mugGet the minneapolis floatermug.

Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over to attract guys with her lower back/bottom. Originates from a misinterpretation of a thumbnail on Reddit: the thumbnail was showing the Minneapolis Skyline inside a photocamera lens. One person thought it was a girl's lower back tattoo.
> Check out that waitress over there, she's giving us the Minneapolis skyline
- She's smoking hot!
by MS Reddit September 5, 2013
mugGet the Minneapolis Skylinemug.

Minneapolis Skyline

"hey chuck check out that Minneapolis Skyline over there."
by jerf September 5, 2013
mugGet the Minneapolis Skylinemug.

Minneapolis snowcone

The act of two gay men going out into a cold dark alley, one of the men performing fellatio on the other and choking on the fallus, subsequently vomiting onto the member itself. Due to the intense cold, the vomit freezes securely onto the penis and is later licked off like the consumption of a snowcone. The reference to Minneapolis is due to its high gay population, as well as its blistering cold.
Mike and his new friend Darren met at "The Tool Box" and immediately hit it off. Later, Darren gave Mike the best MINNEAPOLIS SNOWCONE he had ever had.
by Natarito Barrito May 28, 2006
mugGet the Minneapolis snowconemug.

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