Texas Milker

While forming a tri-pod with your thumb, fore-finger and middle-finger, you will strip the clothes off your male friend and bend his legs up over his head, while your other friend hold his arms at a 'T' position (Hence Texas) - in this position, you will 'milk' your friends genetails balls and all until one of you laughs uncontrollably and looses the nerve to continue

Because he was drunk, Tom received the worst Texas Milker I ever saw!

by John, Robert, Tom, Stephen December 20, 2006

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

by Mike & Jack May 15, 2006

Tit Milker

Machine for one's nipples to be milked.

She really needs a tit milker.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

boy milkers

boy titties, usually fat around the chest area like breasts.

yes! he has boy milkers!

by Pu$$yPopper April 12, 2021

shit milker

A television show on FX that repetitively uses the word shit, but never anything stronger. These shows include Rescue Me, Nip/tuck, Damages, and more.

Oh no! Not another shit milker!

by Condom Chewer 6000 November 26, 2007

milker / hallab

some one who flirt with girls a lot is called a milker

the back ground story of it is : in Arabic some one who flirts with girls a lot is called "hallab"

Hallab in actual meaning is : the dude who do the process of "milking cows" , and flirting a lot is basically the same thing

A:Do you see this guy he's so annoying he keeps flirting with girls since he came

B: he's a milker / hallab

by iliada lu February 2, 2019

Head Milker

Stupid retard faggot that looks ugly

Wow Abby is such a head milker with that purple hair of her's

by BallFartAssDick December 3, 2018