Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022

Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.

Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University

by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022

Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

MidwesternBye

The act of someone saying goodbye in such a way that extends the company's visit.

I was late cause he gave me the ole' MidwesternBye.

by RayIsMyRealName September 3, 2022

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023